显而易见
Sometimes life is incredibly difficult and painful.
有的人的生活极其的艰难而又痛苦。
If youre looking for a partner to share your life with,its better to pick someone whos able to meet itheadlong with his full faculties.
假如你想探寻一个可以共享此生的伴侣，最好挑选一个可以尽心竭力的人。
Extra note to the ladies: If you happen to notice an increase in your drinking or smoking whilewith Mr. Party Man, please be aware.
给女性们的格外忠告：假如你恰好发目前和派对先生一块时，喝酒和吸烟的几率增加了，那你就要小心了。
This is not an if you cant beat it, get drunk with it situation.
这可不是一个假如你跑不掉，那就一醉方休的状况。
Your getting drunk wont make him seem any less of a drinker.
你喝醉了并不会损害他是酒鬼的事实。
Heres Why This One is Hard, by Liz
这就是这个事情为什么艰难是什么原因，莉兹
I dont know why, but Ive dated a lot of alcoholics.
我不了解为何我跟不少酒鬼恋爱过。
Or as I would have probably said at the time, guys who like to drink a lot.
或者当时我应该更适合的称之为，酗酒的男性。
I really dont know why. There isnt alcoholism anywhere in my family. Im not a big drinkermyself.
我真的不了解这是为何。我家没酗酒的人。我一个人更不是大量的人。
I think I just always thought they were fun.
我感觉我只不过感觉他们有趣罢了。
I loved when my boyfriend climbed the water tower at my friends roof party wedding while hewas bombed out of his mind and exposed himself to everyone.
我喜欢我男友在我朋友屋顶派对结婚典礼上爬上水塔，思想爆炸，向大伙展示我们的样子。
I thought it was hilarious. And when that guy, drunk, lit a pack of firecrackers in his kitchenjust to make me laugh? Well, that was adorable.
我感觉那非常不错笑。当那哥们儿喝醉了，在厨房点着一盒鞭炮只不过为博我一笑时，那真是可爱极了。
I found it particularly amusing when my boyfriend disappeared for a week and, after a lot ofcalling, I found out he moved back in with his ex|girlfriend.
我感觉当我男友消失一礼拜，在打了不少电话给他后，发现他搬回前任女朋友那儿去的时候特别好笑。
I think there are probably personality traits that many alcoholics share that happen to be thetraits that I find really attractive.
我感觉很多酒鬼所共有些点性格特征点恰好非常吸引我。
The drunks Ive dated were all spontaneous, funny, passionate, smart, creative, emotionallyunavailable, unreliable, insensitive, dishonest, and slightly abusive.
和我约会的酒鬼都是自然的，有趣的，热情的，聪明的，创造性的，情绪不稳定，不靠谱，不敏锐，不诚实，和轻微的虐待。
How I loved them all. So whats hard about this one?
我都爱。所以这有哪些困难的么?
Nothing much. Except, boy, does alcohol factor in a lot in the beginning stages of dating.
什么都没。除去男生在恋爱初期就表现出了很多喝酒的特质。
The first kiss, the first time having sex...most relationships would never get off the groundwithout a couple of glasses of wine first, and there aint nothing wrong with that.
第一次接吻，第一次性爱......很多恋爱在获得进展时不能离开一杯事前酒，但那是无害的。
